1. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! Get off your phone ^_^
2. Use your manners. Such as “Hello, good morning/afternoon/evening, how are you?”
3. Don’t cut us off while talking. This is a huge no-no as you will be decaffed for being a huge dick.
4. Don’t order any secret menu bullshit. We don’t like making it and we don’t like you for ordering it.
5. Last but not least. CLEAN UP YOUR MESS! I’m not your babysitter, clean up your garbage before you leave.