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mattelevensmith:

getting involved with theatre is like selling your soul

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via mattelevensmith)

3 weeks ago
sitting in Starbucks and spamming my dash. I swear I’m not hipster

mcry:

how t o kiss boy

  • walk over to a boy
  • extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
  • without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
  • sc rE AM NOOT NOOT 
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  •   NOOOT NOO Ot;
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myfriendsaremypower:

A Mathematics teacher from Sussex who travelled with his wife Caroline and son Frederic to London to take up a new post. However, the home they bought was also the arrival point of the Cybermen who had used a Dimension Vault to bring them back from the Void to 1851. Within the Dimension Vault was…